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victory_road[Forward-dated to later in January, when the Snorunt are swarming.
Blitzo has been here for a bit. At first, he was too busy figuring everything out to come bitch and moan about the place on the network... Now the novelty has warn off, and here he is in all his Hot Topic-decked-out "glory," if you can call it that. He looks irritated and tired.]
It's been almost a week... And I'm starting to think this actually isn't some sort of fever dream. So what the fuck is going on, why am I here? Does anybody know how to leave?
[His ponyta leans in from off-camera and boops his nose against Blitzo's cheek. Despite his bad mood, Blitzo shows a little bit of a smile.]
Hang on. Daddy's complaining, Hellhorse. [That's right. Trainer? Nah. As far as Blitzo's concerned, this pokemon is his second child.] Gimme a minute...
Okay, I got one more question: What's with the little traffic cone guys? They're better than the creepy-ass clown... things, don't get me wrong, but it's like I can't go three fucking minutes without tripping over one.
Blitzo has been here for a bit. At first, he was too busy figuring everything out to come bitch and moan about the place on the network... Now the novelty has warn off, and here he is in all his Hot Topic-decked-out "glory," if you can call it that. He looks irritated and tired.]
It's been almost a week... And I'm starting to think this actually isn't some sort of fever dream. So what the fuck is going on, why am I here? Does anybody know how to leave?
[His ponyta leans in from off-camera and boops his nose against Blitzo's cheek. Despite his bad mood, Blitzo shows a little bit of a smile.]
Hang on. Daddy's complaining, Hellhorse. [That's right. Trainer? Nah. As far as Blitzo's concerned, this pokemon is his second child.] Gimme a minute...
Okay, I got one more question: What's with the little traffic cone guys? They're better than the creepy-ass clown... things, don't get me wrong, but it's like I can't go three fucking minutes without tripping over one.
